May 23rd, 2013

tinkersandtoymakers:

tinkersandtoymakers:

tinkersandtoymakers:

So, cutting to the chase: I’m poor as hell. I can barely afford food; I just lost my job but am unable to collect unemployment; I have no income; my family can’t ease my way; and I have to pay rent at the beginning of next month, which will suck my finances completely dry.

In an effort to not become a homeless manchild, I’m offering commissions.

I’ll do a bunch of $2 sketch commissions for people, if that’s what I need to do. I’ll do $30 digital vector portraits if people want. I’ll do $15 flat color illustrations. I don’t care. Name your price and I’ll draw your thing. Just please help.

And if you can’t purchase a commission then at least reblog this. I’m in serious trouble and I’m really stressed out about the whole situation. Examples of my work can be found here.

Guys, it’s been 10 minutes and this has 3 notes. I have more than 1200 followers. If you each take one second to reblog this or request a sketch commission, that’s $2400.

PLEASE. HELP. I am seriously in a pit and I don’t know what else to do right now.

If you can reblog a funny text post about “penus” from me, you can reblog this to help me not become a homeless post-adolescent panhandler.

Update: in order to request a commission(s), just send me an Ask with what you would like me to do for you, and I’ll send you my PayPal info and a friendly thank you in return.

May 22nd, 2013
genghischrist:

jawdust:

where is this guy’s blockbuster movie

That is epic dedication

genghischrist:

jawdust:

where is this guy’s blockbuster movie

That is epic dedication

(Source: instant-payday-network, via hunters-have-the-best-shoes)

fuckyeahfeminists:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.

I’m that person! I don’t know how to pronounce a lot of words since most of my vocab came from reading alone. You don’t have to admire us - just respect us. Don’t make fun of us!

fuckyeahfeminists:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

I’m that person! I don’t know how to pronounce a lot of words since most of my vocab came from reading alone. You don’t have to admire us - just respect us. Don’t make fun of us!

(via diaryofanarabfeminist)

death-by-lulz:

i-like-pigeons:
A guide dog meeting Pluto at Disneyland.


This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

i-like-pigeons:

A guide dog meeting Pluto at Disneyland.

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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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long-mao:

kunaikun:

niknak79:

How to exercise with your cats! [Video]

Ems this is for you.

Yes, his is perfect.

(via legit-humour)

rossyshor:

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some

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BODY once told me

(Source: rory-odair, via legit-humour)

askinnyblackghost:


steve irwin
i miss you bro

askinnyblackghost:

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steve irwin

i miss you bro

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deasu:

yiffmyass:

nyeeeeaaaah:

A list of things that do not offend people





why are all the dots black you fucking racist

omg 

(via legit-humour)

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

(via misterdelfuego)

hazfuckslou:

thatonegreenguy:

from 1 to josh nichols how done are you

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Mindy Crenshaw

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(via legit-humour)

poopflow:

blackandwiteroses:

poopflow:

men are from mars

women are from venus

damn im horny

someone hop on this penis 

awesome dude!

men are from the inland

women are from the coast

holy shit your comment sucks

get the fuck off of my post

(via legit-humour)

sydney-rakestraw:

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

(via legit-humour)

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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(via fromhannibalwithlove)

shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

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(via napoleonmpreg)